breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account


(Source: sandandglass)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am