toocooltobehipster:

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(Source: oliverqueens)


bitchytbh:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

A lot of people do that too

vua:

am i horny? no
am i jackin off anyways? maybe


time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain