telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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guldo:

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

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alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY

iexl:

dis dick